Lol - I needed that smile!
I think it's even more disturbing that it grew some steps leading up to the uh, the um, the area under discussion.
Still laughing out loud!
Oh. My. Daily I am faced with endless perkiness. And feelings of resentment arising from the effects of gravity. And now we get it from a dang tree? Sigh. So, uh, what kind of tree is it? We don't get a tree quiz? Or even speculation on why this tree has these attributes?
Hahahaha! Too true! The two levels that shoot sideways at the bottom of the tree grew around barbed wire fence. It's possible the top one did, too, but I haven't been able to get close enough to check it out. I can't remember what kind of tree it is - will have to check when the leaves pop out. I am sorely tempted to put a bikini on the tree. If I do, there will be photographic evidence. First I have to find a bikini. [I fear the bikini will only make it lewder. Is 'lewder' a word? Then I'll start a new blog section called Tree Porn.]